The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California angel with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to bang that’s unmatched by most hotties twice her age. She’s a brunette with a delicate, cute body, wonderful, firm baloons and a bald hole. She’s wearing black, hot, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner. The Loser? He is just a loser. As usual, this man has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old chick should got to work-to get him hard. But she does coz she wants his cock. In this scene, it is hard to tell who’s the naive 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn’t know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she is riding his penis. But do not worry, fellas: The Loser’s legs and feet are fully in the frame. As ordinary, the girl saves the day with some ferocious banging that makes you realize,”This girl’s got a future, as long as it involves sex.” Kandi‘s cunt squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of cuz, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of these things out of her mind.
“Oh, I am have to cum!” she screams.
“Oh, bang me!” this hottie begs. There’s no substitute for youth.
At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us,”This is have to help me pay my way through school.” Now that’s the kind of thing we like to hear! At this point, we’d love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We’d love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she is ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of these questions? Of course not.
“So, you have no problem with people finding out about this,” this man asks.”Parents know? Friends know?” And, once again, we’re left wondering, Why does he ask these questions? Fortunately, Cosette is so crazy to make a fuck film that even the Loser’s downer real-life intrusions can’t de-hornify her.
“Are you nervous?” this boy-friend asks her as this hottie takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask:”How old were you when you lost your virginity?”"What’s your favorite position?”"What’s your favorite thing about sex?”"Is there any way you’d fuck me if I wasn’t paying you?” Okay, even he’s not going to ask that last question. There’s no way in Cosette’s wildest fantasies that this chick imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The wonderful news, of cuz, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a big scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser’s weenie. Cosette is the reason we love non-professional porn. The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.
You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl’s name is Kylie Richards, she’s 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and this chick has absolutely no milk bags at all. Yes, she is nothing but nipple, and she’s cute as can be with a very gorgeous face and a consummate little ass. Where does the”Loser” discover these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: This man might not know what to do with the girls once he finds ‘em, but this man definitely knows how to discover ‘em. Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She’s jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the”Loser” does totally nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she’s so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties. But once she gets down to fucking—once the”Loser’s” ramrod comes out—she proves that she is not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She swallows his dong deep and lustily, and when the”Loser” sticks his penis in her, this sweetheart moans loudly because she’s enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she’s done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever. The”Loser” has discovered another winner.
Russian girls are easy? We never knew that, but it seems to be the case, judging by this clip. It’s of Katya Melrose, a 23-year-old Russian who’s now living in Miami Beach, Florida. First off, this babe doesn’t mind when the man who drives up completely mistakes her for another girl. Second, she offers to show him her tattoo, which is strategically located on her hole. Third, this hottie has no hesitation in accepting his offer to go back to his place. Then, when he asks her if she’s going to show him her tattoo, she says,”Are you going to show me your cock?” Gentlemen, if a chick ever says that to you, it means she wants to bang. Really. Believe it or not. Anyway, Katya is easy and she can’t live without to suck weenie. She bonks like mad and says hot things in her accented English like,”You have good knob.” So, yes, Russian cuties are easy. At least this one is.
One of the best things that can be told about the Loser is he is not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least 3, maybe four. So he’s a well-financed loser. Nice thing, too, because among our episode editor’s notes regarding the raw footage of this clip included these gems:”Blow job. We don’t see much at first as he is soft.”"Blow job. All we get to see is her back.”"Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on.” So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser’s videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a small blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something this guy almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her good butt clad in tight jeans. But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he’s not. The fellow seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she’s chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she is riding him reverse-cowgirl and this chap has the camera high up in the air, pointed down? There are plenty of good moments, though, most of Them provided by hot, lustful Adriana who moans,”Oh, baby, it feels so worthwhile. Bang me! Bang me!” as her delicate little snatch gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being good?
As”Porn Loser” angels go, Tori is as hot as they come. The fantastic part is that she stays sexy throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style cookie poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her butt, snatch and chocolate hole, courtesy of a secondary camera. Tori is 5’5″, 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she’s now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she’s talking about sex. We’ve rarely seen a gal this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.
“I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like eager,” she tells us.”I’m really sexually open.” We find out how wild and eager this babe is even before this babe goes down on the Loser’s dong. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream,”Fuck me,” as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn’t, but this chick goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.
“I want to make you real hard,” she says. That’s easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn’t respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a big blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,”Do you like that?” Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his testicles. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she is got some nice wood to lick, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.
“Do you like my pussy?” Tori asks. The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we’re so turned-on by Tori that we forget who’s fucking her. Oh, yep. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?
With a sexy tutor like Lina Sweet, the only thing you’ll be able to study are her miniature mambos and tender ass. If you do learn anything, it is that she is a virgin who’s looking to put a few notches on her belt. But don’t let Lina‘s limited experience fool you. Once she decides to take the plunge with he, she uses everything she is learned from watching pornos to give him the best lay she can. She sucks his ramrod like a doxy pro and fucks him till the sweet, creamy end.
The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that this babe should be nervous and that everyone she’s ever known in her entire life is going to discover out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is excellent considering she’s one hawt piece of ass–beautiful face, tender body, blonde hair, green eyes–and he paid her only $800. Yes, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should’ve added a few zeroes onto that to let a man like the Loser fuck her. “What makes you think you can do this?” the Loser asks her. What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can’t? So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn’t take the money and shouldn’t do the scene, this hottie gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history. As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard weenie, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won’t some sweethearts do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hawt chicks will let total losers fuck ‘em? And, isn’t the cookie a good thing? Loser finishes banging her and cums on Chelsie‘s face. All for $800. Bargain.
Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only stud in the world who can have a gorgeous, young sweetheart say to him,”I’m a nympho,”and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, an 18-year-old, 5’3″ 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is this babe a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her snatch start juicing? We do not get the answers to any of these questions because the Loser doesn’t bother asking them. There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She is excited, hot, has a nice-looking body and can really suck a cock. There’s one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it’s a beauty! This time, let’s focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of fellas like that. Like we said, she’s a very wonderful cock sucker, and this hottie does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she is already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that is hard for chaps to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). This babe moans sweetly while she is riding the Loser’s cock, and we’re just kinda waiting for her to start screaming in her nympho way, but then we remember,”She’s only Eighteen.” Her fuck shoes are a worthy addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep Them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn’t realize she was wearing ‘em. Finally, her booty looks shapely and fuckable in all positions. One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be absolutely unaware of the cameras. That is a good thing coz in this scene, we really get the feeling that we’re eavesdropping on 2 people fucking. Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his cum. Overall, a worthy show. Kelsey 5’3”, 105 pounds brown eyes, brown hair, 18 years old from nashville, tennessee; cute voice;”Actually, I’m a nympho.” Follow-up question?
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