The little wall decorations behind Elizabeth James read,"Laugh,”"Believe” and"Love.” They should read,"Great Butt,”"Nice Tits” and"Fuck A Lot.” Elizabeth, a 23-year-old insurance office clerk who's originally from Iowa, has a great ass, priceless mambos and copulates a lot. She tells us she likes a guy who takes control, so if you are going to be reduced to a quivering mess when confronted with Elizabeth's body, give it up. The guy in this scene doesn't have that problem, so Elizabeth's first fuck for the NaughtyMag.com cameras turns out nice. Big, even. We have another wall sign for you:"Jack.”

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A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and hawt matching pants. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it,"what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her lingerie off, the Loser says,"Awesome. Large body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hawt piece of booty like Gem. A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She is 21 years old. This is her first scene. She is 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4”, 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She is a little angel, but she apparently has a big mouth coz this hottie practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A good added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's weenie through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future. The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her hairless cookie, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is non-professional stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we have a fun. So who's complaining?

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Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she is barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, This hottie makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him. Of course, this babe would've told no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's hot. She's pretty. She is definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it. By the way, she is from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that. The opening minutes of this scene contain the ordinary Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying,"Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It is the only way he'll ever get laid. The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big ramrod.

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A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and hawt matching pants. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it,"what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her lingerie off, the Loser says,"Awesome. Large body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hawt piece of booty like Gem. A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She is 21 years old. This is her first scene. She is 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4”, 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She is a little angel, but she apparently has a big mouth coz this hottie practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A good added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's weenie through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future. The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her hairless cookie, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is non-professional stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we have a fun. So who's complaining?

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The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser's cock. We'd been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup. Kitana has long, black hair and a great tattoo on her back. She's wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see 'em because the Loser doesn't like to leave everything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left Them on because she knows how much men love hot panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing. It's when Kitana is naked that this sweetheart laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her,"Are you willing to get down and funky,” which is language we haven't heard in a long time. Yep, she's willing to get down and funky, and she's standing there absolutely naked when he asks her if she wants to back out. Are you kidding? But she might be having second thoughts when this hottie sees the Loser's rod because that's when she breaks out in laughter. Yes, it is a puny little thing, especially when it is soft, and it is likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a babe gets into porn, this babe expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud knobs. Not this time, Kitana. So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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The"Loser” has struck gold again with Scotty Skies, a 21-year-old cutie from Arizona, who drove all the way to Los Angeles, California with—believe it or not—her boyfriend, to bang on camera for the first time. Now, we think Scotty should've held out and insisted that this chick get to fuck her boyfriend in her first scene, but, no, the"Loser” gets lucky again. But not before he insults her porn name (really, Scotty Skies) and tries to make her as nervous as possible. Perhaps he succeeds, but you'd never know by the way she sucks a ramrod. Scotty has the kind of looks that don't say"porn star” but do say,"If she wants to be a porn star, she could be a large star.” Okay, once again, the"Loser” asks Scotty what she is going to do if her loved ones discover out she fucked the"Loser” in front of the camera, a topic she clearly doesn't want to discuss but this man insists on discussing anyway. We are, once again, amazed that the girl doesn't walk out of the apartment, but she doesn't. Some sweethearts are just that desperate to be stars. Distinguishing characteristics about Scotty: 1.) She giggles a lot. 2.) She has tattoos on both arms. 3.) She has very long hair. 4.) She stops giggling when she is giving a blow job, at which point we discover her fifth distinguishing characteristic, her pierced tongue. Ah, to be the"Loser” for just one day!

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Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her lingerie. She takes off just her top. "Keep going?" she asks. Keep going. She takes off her panties."Keep going?" "Keep going, keep going!" the Loser begs. Finally, she has all of her clothes off, and it is an stylish sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement. "You got the body. Are you willing to smallow some cock?" he asks. "Yes," this babe says. Then a moment of hesitation."Yours?" After this babe overcomes her initial disappointment-what did this hottie expect, Sean Michaels to show up?" -Heather gives a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling penis, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser's cock, giving him the kind of blow job he'd only dreamed of. Listen, we're going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com. A few basic facts about Heather: 5'4", 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York Country. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A hottie doesn't suck weenie like Heather does the first time.

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It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls inexperienced questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and lingerie lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a honey is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn't make much noise. He handles the cuties as if they're sacks of groceries. But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, this man always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the beauties nice-looking admirable. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he is banging chicks on camera. Sexy chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him. This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means this man manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be. Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a big booty. This sweetheart measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks knob down to the balls and enjoys it. This babe rides the Loser's cock, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans,"Oh, bang me harder." A train can be heard in the background."Yeah, fuck me harder," she says. And, since we're saying valuable things about the Loser, here's another: This guy manages to pull off his most difficult having sex position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it. It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.

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Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way this sweetheart copulates in this scene, it is clear this sweetheart has large things ahead of her. Big dicks, large money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he is ever have to do, by far. He is nervous. He can not keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can not get it up. This hot hottie is blowing his sorry limp weenie, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his dick all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he is distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking."What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles."It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's weenie is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can not ruin a scene when there's a hot babe involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he is deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Wonderful stuff. This babe always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's having sex those of us at home. WARNING: This is very dilettante stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

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In the world of the Loser, all hotties are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the having sex starts."Does anybody know you are here?""Why are you here?""Can you take your clothes off?" So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot."I'm sexually excited. Kinda nervous," this babe says. Now, at this point, it might be wonderful to discover out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can not think on his feet, he can not put a rap on the angel, he can not have a conversation with her, this man can't treat her like a real human being. Nice grief! So, as ordinary, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when this chick licks his nuts...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous. Neither does the Loser, who can not help but keep it hard throughout the scene. One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's banging. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a wonderful view of the Loser's cock penetrating her cunt from behind. The lighting is flawless, as is the focus and the camera angle. Must have been a mistake.

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