The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser's cock. We'd been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup. Kitana has long, black hair and a large tattoo on her back. She's wearing hawt panties, but we hardly get to see 'em coz the Loser doesn't like to leave everything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left 'em on because she knows how much men love hawt pants. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing. It's when Kitana is naked that this babe laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her,"Are you willing to get down and funky,” which is language we haven't heard in a long time. Yes, she's willing to get down and funky, and she's standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out. Are you kidding? But this sweetheart might be having second thoughts when this sweetheart sees the Loser's knob because that's when this hottie breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it is a puny little thing, especially when it is soft, and it is likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a babe gets into porn, this babe expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud weenies. Not this time, Kitana. So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser's cock. We'd been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup. Kitana has long, black hair and a large tattoo on her back. She's wearing hawt panties, but we hardly get to see 'em coz the Loser doesn't like to leave everything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left 'em on because she knows how much men love hawt pants. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing. It's when Kitana is naked that this babe laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her,"Are you willing to get down and funky,” which is language we haven't heard in a long time. Yes, she's willing to get down and funky, and she's standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out. Are you kidding? But this sweetheart might be having second thoughts when this sweetheart sees the Loser's knob because that's when this hottie breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it is a puny little thing, especially when it is soft, and it is likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a babe gets into porn, this babe expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud weenies. Not this time, Kitana. So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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The"Loser” has struck gold again with Scotty Skies, a 21-year-old cutie from Arizona, who drove all the way to Los Angeles, California with—believe it or not—her boyfriend, to fuck on camera for the first time. Now, we think Scotty should've held out and insisted that this chick get to bang her boyfriend in her first scene, but, no, the"Loser” gets lucky again. But not before he insults her porn name (really, Scotty Skies) and tries to make her as nervous as possible. Perhaps he succeeds, but you'd never know by the way she sucks a ramrod. Scotty has the kind of looks that don't say"porn star” but do say,"If this sweetheart wants to be a porn star, she could be a large star.” Okay, once again, the"Loser” asks Scotty what she is going to do if her loved ones discover out she fucked the"Loser” in front of the camera, a topic she clearly doesn't want to discuss but this man insists on discussing anyway. We are, once again, amazed that the girl doesn't walk out of the apartment, but she doesn't. Some sweethearts are just that desperate to be stars. Distinguishing characteristics about Scotty: 1.) She giggles a lot. 2.) She has tattoos on both arms. 3.) She has very long hair. 4.) She stops giggling when she is giving a blow job, at which point we discover her fifth distinguishing characteristic, her pierced tongue. Ah, to be the"Loser” for just one day!

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Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her lingerie. She takes off just her top. "Keep going?" she asks. Keep going. She takes off her panties."Keep going?" "Keep going, keep going!" the Loser begs. Finally, this hottie has all of her clothes off, and it is an stylish sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement. "You got the body. Are you ready to smallow some cock?" he asks. "Yes," this babe says. Then a moment of hesitation."Yours?" After this chick overcomes her initial disappointment-what did this hottie expect, Sean Michaels to show up?" -Heather gives a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling ramrod, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser's dick, giving him the kind of blow job he'd only dreamed of. Listen, we're going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com. A few basic facts about Heather: 5'4", 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York Country. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A babe doesn't suck cock like Heather does the first time.

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It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He is an easy target. He asks the girls inexperienced questions. He can not keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and lingerie lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, this dude sticks his legs out like a corpse. This guy doesn't make much noise. He handles the cuties as if they're sacks of groceries. But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, this chap has the guts to live out a dream that millions of us have had. Second, this stud always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the angels nice-looking good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he is fucking sweethearts on camera. Hawt women. And a part of us wishes we were him. This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means this man manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the cutie, which is as it should be. Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a big booty. This honey measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks cock down to the balls and enjoys it. This babe rides the Loser's cock, hard. He copulates her doggie style and she moans,"Oh, bang me harder." A train can be heard in the background."Yeah, bang me harder," she says. And, since we're saying good things about the Loser, here's another: He manages to pull off his most difficult having sex position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it. It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.

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Alektra is big. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old sweetheart with a smoking body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way this sweetheart copulates in this scene, it's clear this hottie has large things ahead of her. Large dicks, great money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he is ever have to do, by far. This guy is nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he is the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can not get it up. This hot babe is blowing his sorry flabby weenie, trying her damnest, and he can not sport wood. This babe takes his dick all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he is distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start having sex."What do you think so far?" this dude dares to ask her. This babe giggles."It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's weenie is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can not ruin a scene when there's a hawt sweetheart involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he is deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Nice stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she is banging those of us at home. WARNING: This is very dilettante stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

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In the world of the Loser, all hotties are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the having sex starts."Does anybody know you are here?""Why are you here?""Can you take your clothes off?" So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot."I'm sexually excited. Kinda nervous," this hottie says. Now, at this point, it might be good to discover out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can not put a rap on the gal, he can't have a conversation with her, this chap can't treat her like a real human being. Fine grief! So, as ordinary, it is left to the gal to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when this babe licks his nuts...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? This babe sure doesn't seem nervous. Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene. One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's having sex. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real coz it is. We even get a good view of the Loser's cock penetrating her vagina from behind. The lighting is consummate, as is the focus and the camera angle. Must have been a mistake.

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The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California angel with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to bang that's unmatched by most hotties twice her age. She is a brunette with a delicate, cute body, wonderful, firm tittis and a bald hole. She's wearing black, hot, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner. The Loser? This man is just a loser. As ordinary, this man has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old chick should got to work-to get him hard. But this babe does coz she wants his rod. In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the naive 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But do not worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame. As usual, the angel saves the day with some ferocious banging that makes you realize,"This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's cookie squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is having sex her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of cuz, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of these things out of her mind. "Oh, I am have to cum!" she screams. "Oh, fuck me!" this hottie begs. There's no substitute for youth.

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The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California angel with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to bang that's unmatched by most hotties twice her age. She is a brunette with a delicate, cute body, wonderful, firm tittis and a bald hole. She's wearing black, hot, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner. The Loser? This man is just a loser. As ordinary, this man has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old chick should got to work-to get him hard. But this babe does coz she wants his rod. In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the naive 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But do not worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame. As usual, the angel saves the day with some ferocious banging that makes you realize,"This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's cookie squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is having sex her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of cuz, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of these things out of her mind. "Oh, I am have to cum!" she screams. "Oh, fuck me!" this hottie begs. There's no substitute for youth.

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At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us,"This is got to help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear! At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she is ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of these questions? Of cuz not. "So, you've no problem with people finding out about this," this guy asks."Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does this chap ask these questions? Fortunately, Cosette is so mad to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can not de-hornify her. "Are you nervous?" this mate asks her as this hottie takes off her lingerie, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask:"How old were you when you lost your virginity?""What's your favorite position?""What's your favorite thing about sex?""Is there any way you'd bang me if I wasn't paying you?" Okay, even he is not going to ask that last question. There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that this babe imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The fine news, of course, is that this babe wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a large scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's penis. Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn. The Loser is the reason those things are sometimes best left to the pros.

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